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13 June 2009 @ 10:47 pm
.... *stalk stalk stalk*

[throws small grenades into the breakroom, convinced that no one is around.]
 
 
07 June 2009 @ 01:33 pm
[Dusts off cobwebs]
 
 
31 March 2009 @ 05:12 pm
*Digs up skulls in the Luigi's Mansion stage*
 
 
09 March 2009 @ 05:19 am
*Falls out of a vent in the ceiling*

Finally, I got back in! I thought I'd never make it.
 
 
08 March 2009 @ 09:37 am
AVAST YE SCURVY SWABS. YER VIOLENT AND ILL MANNERED CURRS, THE LOT OF YE. AND BECAUSE ME THINKIN SO HIGHLY OF YA, I'M MAKIN YE ALL AN OFFER, OF A PIZZA THE SIZE OF OF A BED, TO THE TOUGH AS NAILS CRAZY AS WAILS BLACK HEARTED SCUM WHO CAN BRING ME THE DAINTY THINGS O' THE POWER SUIT WENCH.

THATS BRA AND PANTIES. YE WON'T BE SCORIN ANY HALF MEASURES WITH JUST ONE O' THE PAIR.
 
 
 
03 March 2009 @ 08:39 am
*Link is smashing all the coffee pots and chopping up all the potted plants in the break room!*

*A couple rupees pop out of the wreckage. He holds them up proudly before stuffing them into his bag wallet.*

*Now he's approaching the snack and drink machines... and attempts unsuccessfully to jam one of the huge colored jewels into the coin slot.*

...
 
 
02 March 2009 @ 09:02 am
*Ike walks into the break room holding a Chinese takeout box with "SAMUS" written on the side in sharpie marker. He is eating out of it.*

Hnm mrrph frng--

*Stops and takes a minute to finish eating.*

...Have any of you seen my sword? Ragnell? It's this big *motions with hands*, golden, blessed by a goddess, has a weight rating of 20, I swing it around while saying PREPARE YOURSELF... usually I keep it with me at all times so I can avenge my father at a moment's notice, but last night when I was going to get something out of the fridge, someone put their hand over my mouth and I blacked out, and I guess I dropped my sword somewhere. I'm not sure who that was, but maybe they know where Ragnell is. I just woke up an hour ago in the hallway outside my room with Captain Falcon staring at me.

So what's on TV? More Antiques Roadshow? *flops down onto the sofa and reaches for the remote*
 
 
02 March 2009 @ 07:30 am
FIRST!!!!1