ridley_me_this (ridley_me_this) wrote in smashbreakroom,
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RIDLEY STEPS THINGS UP

AVAST YE SCURVY SWABS. YER VIOLENT AND ILL MANNERED CURRS, THE LOT OF YE. AND BECAUSE ME THINKIN SO HIGHLY OF YA, I'M MAKIN YE ALL AN OFFER, OF A PIZZA THE SIZE OF OF A BED, TO THE TOUGH AS NAILS CRAZY AS WAILS BLACK HEARTED SCUM WHO CAN BRING ME THE DAINTY THINGS O' THE POWER SUIT WENCH.

THATS BRA AND PANTIES. YE WON'T BE SCORIN ANY HALF MEASURES WITH JUST ONE O' THE PAIR.
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*CAN'T... RESIST... SIDEQUEST...*
AVAST BOY, THE PIPIN HOT TREASURE COULD BE YERS IF YE'VE THE COURAGE
*RUNS AWAY*

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I've a lad who crosses his heart and says otherwise.

GOES BY THE NAME O'
JUSTIN BAILEY

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...You're the most anorexic Laguz I've ever seen.
In Space Me boy, the Rations can run a mite low. Sometimes ye might even find among yer crew, that havin less flesh is a good way of keepin it Yer Flesh.
Makes sense I guess... not a strategy I think I'd ever employ, though.
Straight up! If you don't eat those Trashburgers they'll just go to waste!
PIZZA THE SIZE OF A BED?

HOLY CRAP MAN SIGN ME UP.

I mean, I shall see if it is within my power.